Gassy!
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is just as delicious with an earthy pungency accented by sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The Grease Monkey high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. You’ll suddenly feel a slam to the head of euphoric relaxation that lulls you into a mental state of calm and haze. This effect will quickly become sleepy, easing both mind and body into a completely sedated state that’s calming and relaxing. Thanks to these effects and its super high 25-27% average THC level, Grease Monkey is the perfect choice to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, insomnia, headaches or migraines, and inflammation. This bud has fluffy tapered forest green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.
eyesstayhigh (verified owner) –
Straight gas. Nothing more nothing less. Big up Bitz420.
Elij (verified owner) –
Amazing bud, extremely unique gassy taste. Strong high, dense sticky buds . Will be ordering more of this, big up thebitz. My second order and both have arrived next day 👌
keithy (verified owner) –
Lovely clean gassy sweet taste ordered oz on Thursday 10am arrived Friday 930am less than 24 hours my first time using this site can’t be more happier
Robert (verified owner) –
just want to add that I agree with all of the other reviews amazing bud, smells top notch smokes clean, lovely product amazing work Bitz420!
B (verified owner) –
Really nice dense buds coated in trichomes smells and taste lovely won’t be disappointed with this
Matthew (verified owner) –
Very nice flower. Gorilla glue genetics obvious from the taste and smell, and packs the usual GG punch too.
NDD, very well packaged, extremely professional operation all round. Big up TheBitz420, Respect.
bobbyhi (verified owner) –
Great smoke. Awesome sweet floral smell with a raw earthy bite on the exhale 👌first order, next day delivery. Great service.
Tricky_C (verified owner) –
Gassy heavyweight stone first class service
Alex (verified owner) –
Smokes clean, tastes good,, gets you real high, crazy reliable delivery
Will (verified owner) –
The taste was like a fruity diesel 100% more on the gg side. Was clean, white ash and is a nice high. Will deffo be using thebitz more after this if all the bud is this clean and well cured. Came on weight 7g bang on and came the day after dispatched looking forward to trying more from here
Lewis (verified owner) –
Diesely, gassy, with a fruity undertone, 10/10 on the flavour – smoked half a J and had to put it down. White ash all around and as clean as you could want. Second order from these guys and while the delivery took a day longer it is well worth the wait!
R (verified owner) –
Huge green nugs that stank up the house.
Not the prettiest of bud, but smell, taste and effects are all on point.⛽️🔥🔥🔥
Customer service is also very responsive and even though I ordered slightly after 11am I still received my order the next day.
Would definitely buy again.
callum (verified owner) –
Utter pants!!!! Jokes,I just want it all to myself!!! This is probs the best smoke I have ever had,bold statement,but I,m old and wise,treat yourself folks,u won’t be disappointed
Jacks686 (verified owner) –
10/10 smoke and service smokes very clean taste nice n quality buds arrived with in 2 days 👍
Roozy (verified owner) –
Gas& flavour great bud structure, 10/10 MUST TRY
Toromothy (verified owner) –
Lovely bit this definititely real grease monkey.
bigal (verified owner) –
Wow arrived today soo beautiful top shelf for sure 💥💥💥
CRE01021992 (verified owner) –
Received my 2nd ounce of this today, the 1st ounce was unbelievable, this will “stink” your whole house out just by having the buds out. Well all I can say today on receiving the 2nd ounce is it smells even stronger now, seriously!
It also has the biggest fattest buds I have ever seen, this is hands down my favourite purchase from here yet. Absolutely massive buds, really unique nice colour green and shades of purple and everything, frosty on the outside and glistening on the inside.
Extremely gassy, this is not your novice bud trust me now, you are getting gassed out your brain when you smoke this lmao. It tastes so nice, really sweet but skunky and of course herbally too, really nice thick tasting too, right mixture this really is some straight fire. One of the buds of Grease Monkey will have more THC than a whole ounce of some other strain, it’s nuts just extremely frosty and THC trichomes totally plastered everywhere. Rare special genetics and this must of been grown by Snoop Dogg or someone, trust me this is the one.
Sheldon Forbes (verified owner) –
Very loud, nice smooth exhale
spantrout (verified owner) –
nice aroma, nice flavour, nice bake